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Tarzan & Jane Take Up Square Dancing

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

'I don't know about other dogs, but the reason I chased your car is to tell you your left tail light is out.'

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

Mayan 2012

'Bad dog!'

'Are you sure there isn't something I could do for extra credit?'

'Geoff, when I said that I wanted you to make the office more 'youth friendly' I was thinking more of some magazines in reception!'

'Your Honor, I have nothing to hide.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Selfie with three masks.

"I hear furlough's being extended."

Acne fairies

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

Actually, I'm not Mr. Weintraub. I'm just, sort of, taking over for awhile."

"Wait here - froze in a block of ice."

"Keep it down up there!!"

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"Crap, go check his pockets, will ya? I just remembered that he was our designated driver."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

'If it's any consolation, Mr. Nostro couldn't have known what hit him.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil, smell no evil.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I'm going to need more than a day."

'What a weird smell in here...'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'