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"It wasn't my time that upset me, it was being overtaken by a walrus carrying a tea tray."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Eat me"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Super Heroes.

My God, I need to fart.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

The Alpha Seltzer

No littering...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'