"It wasn't my time that upset me, it was being overtaken by a walrus carrying a tea tray."
Comic Relief Runner Gifts
Looking for a gift for a comic relief runner? Our selection of fun and witty products celebrates the joy of running with humor and charm. Whether they crack jokes on long runs or need a little motivation, our gifts are designed to keep their spirits high and their steps light. From clever mugs to amusing t-shirts and cozy pillows, find something that matches their fun-loving personality and love of the sport.
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
You Are Here
A small snooker player chalking his cue.
Squirrel Chasing a Dog
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
Overjumpers
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."
'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'
"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."
'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'
"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."
10K Run: Smoker's Lane.
Cat with Lion reflection in mirror
"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."
'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
Super Heroes.
'You're not supposed to catch them!'
The Alpha Seltzer
In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.
'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'
"Did you check the SPF, dear?"
"Eat me"
"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"
"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"
"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."
My God, I need to fart.
No littering...
'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'
"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'
Comic Relief Runner Gifts Collection
Comic Relief Runner Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the comic relief runner and find your perfect humorous gift.
Comic Relief Runner Pillows
Find playful pillows that bring comfort and comedy to the space of the running enthusiast who loves to laugh.
Comic Relief Runner Prints
Browse inspiring and amusing prints perfect for the playful runner who enjoys humor in every mile.
Comic Relief Runner T-Shirts
Discover witty and fun t-shirts that celebrate the humorous side of running for the comic relief runner.