Comic Relief Dancer Gifts

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

The First Printed Bible

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

Tourist in the desert

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

When clowns run out ammunition.

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"I've changed my mind"

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'