"Is there any way to invest in late fees?"
Comic Relief Investor Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for the investor who appreciates humor? Explore a collection of witty and playful items designed to celebrate their passion for finance with a touch of comic relief. Perfect for those who love to see the funny side of investing, our products make delightful surprises and conversation starters. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, you’ll find clever designs that poke fun at the world of investment and finance, putting a smile on their face and adding some humor to their daily routine.
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
Overjumpers
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."
"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."
"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"
The First Printed Bible
"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."
"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"
"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."
"What kind of sinker are you using?!"
'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'
When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.
Break Glass in Case of Stress
Tourist in the desert
"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'
Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.
"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."
'On Company Time: A Novel'
"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."
Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'
Bureau of Missing Door Knobs
"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"
"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."
'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'
Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time
'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'
Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.
'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'
"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."
'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'
Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now
How's my driving?
Comic Relief Investor Gifts Collection
Comic Relief Investor Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs that celebrate the comic side of investing. Perfect for brightening up their coffee break.
Comic Relief Investor Pillows
Find playful pillows designed for investors with a funny bone. Add some humorous decor to their space and keep the laughs coming.
Comic Relief Investor Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the humorous side of investing. A clever, fun addition to any investor’s home or office.
Comic Relief Investor T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that bring humor and finance together. Great for investors who love to sport a laugh and showcase their passion.