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'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

They're Not Just That Into It

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

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Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Fearless Frog Part 12