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"What do you mean I'm not allowed to take the bus?!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'