Cycling Comic Reader T-Shirts

"Still saving money by doing your own bike repairs, eh Sid?"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

X-ray Psychology.

Time Machine Collision

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

Mou...Man trap!