Racing Comic T-Shirts

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Alternative fielding positions

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Bicycle Sidecar.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Loser's Podium.

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'Think Basics.'

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Theme Park 'n' Ride

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'For some reason they've nailed the mike to the floor.'

Annual 10K Fun Run

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

Tennis players.