Comic Monarchist Pillows

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'How about a game of cards?'

King George I

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"I welcome the discussion."

Louis XIV

The Queen Mother

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

King with crown has coffee with crown.

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

King George VI

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

King vs King- who's the clown?

'Have you been fighting again?'

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

A king in a reclinable throne

'I don't like how this Obamacare thing fits me. I'd like to try your plan on for size.'

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

A king sits wearing a baseball cap with a crown logo.

Trump's 4th July Parade

Queen at computer screen searching friends re: you knighted site.'

'Do you have any idea how UNPATRIOTIC this is?'

'Sorry Mr Pendragon. The only round table we have within your budget is this coffee table.'

Uh oh...I don't believe this ends well.

'Hey, don't feel bad - The world needs buffer states, too!'

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

King sitting at the breakfast table drinking coffee from a mug labeled "We".