Comic Monarchist Mugs

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'How about a game of cards?'

King George I

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

The Royal Wii.

"I welcome the discussion."

Louis XIV

The Queen Mother

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

King with crown has coffee with crown.

"The queen was right. I shouldn't tweet when I'm angry."

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

King George VI

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

'Have you been fighting again?'

King vs King- who's the clown?

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

A king in a reclinable throne

'I don't like how this Obamacare thing fits me. I'd like to try your plan on for size.'

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

A king sits wearing a baseball cap with a crown logo.

Trump's 4th July Parade

Queen at computer screen searching friends re: you knighted site.'

Uh oh...I don't believe this ends well.

'Do you have any idea how UNPATRIOTIC this is?'

'Sorry Mr Pendragon. The only round table we have within your budget is this coffee table.'

'Hey, don't feel bad - The world needs buffer states, too!'

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'