Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!
Musician Monarchist Mugs
Start their day with a dash of royal melody—our musical monarchist mugs blend witty lyrics and regal designs to bring joy with every sip.
King George I
'How about a game of cards?'
'How about a game of cards?'
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
The Royal Wii
"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."
The Royal Wii.
King with the boom box.
"I welcome the discussion."
"King and clown—why can't I be both?"
Louis XIV
The Fishbowl Dynasty
Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).
Queen Anne
King goes golfing.
The Queen Mother
Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015
"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"
"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"
King with crown has coffee with crown.
"The queen was right. I shouldn't tweet when I'm angry."
Not My Coronation Quiche
"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."
The King Can Do No Wrong
Queen Elizabeth I
''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'
'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'
Monarch trapped within his sovreignty
'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'
You have to admin, it's a bold way to test his approval ratings.
'Go invade Japan and bring me back a Suzuki violin instructor.'
King James II
A king in a reclinable throne
'Robespierre hacked my website again!'
Musician Monarchist Mugs Collection
Musician Monarchist Pillows
Find pillows that add a regal and musical touch to their home décor—comfortable and charming.
Musician Monarchist Prints
Browse art prints that beautifully combine musical themes with monarchy—ideal for their music and royal-inspired spaces.
Musician Monarchist T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts that blend musical passion with royal flair—great for casual wear or musical royalty pride.