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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"So, how's your other half?"

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

"It's your turn to change him."

"You got this, Nana."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"It covers up all the debt."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"