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A dog driving a car

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

The Family Joules: Part 6

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Jim Carrey,

"So, how's your other half?"

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"It's your turn to change him."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"It covers up all the debt."

"You got this, Nana."

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"