Role Reversal Humor Fan Pillows

Whale watching

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Dog walking Human.

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Beer Parasol.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Fish finder."