Role Reversal Humor Fan Gifts

Whale watching

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Beer Parasol.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

No, I don

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Fish finder."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The bird feeder.