Role Reversal Humorist Gifts

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

Herb and Fran go human watching.

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"What's all this?"

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Human meat.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Cat walking dog.

Fish Lifeguard

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Zoo Employees

Octopus Shadow Puppets