Comic Commentator Pillows

"Yeah...it IS kinda like selling guns to crazy people, isn't it...?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"You've changed."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'