Comic Commentator Pillows

"Yeah...it IS kinda like selling guns to crazy people, isn't it...?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Wifi in Hell

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The hyenas started it."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

The Family Joules: Part 22

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Jim Carrey,

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."