Comfy Cat Caregiver Pillows

Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Next!'

The Cat Spa

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Pest Control

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Not So Wild West

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"