Comfy Cat Caregiver Pillows

Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

'Next!'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

The Not So Wild West

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Pest Control

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'