Comedy Investor Gifts

Searching for a gift for your comedy investor? Discover a range of playful and witty items that combine humor with a love of finance. Perfect for someone who appreciates clever jokes about investing and comedy, our collection helps you find a memorable gift that blends their financial savvy with a sense of humor.

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'Is there any way to invest in late fees?'

'Is there any way to invest in late fees?' mockup

'Is there any way to invest in late fees?'

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Investing in a funny market

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"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts." mockup

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

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Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty. mockup

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

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"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man." mockup

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

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Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan. mockup

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

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'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.' mockup

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

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The Contrarian funds

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Investments.

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"He downgraded Apple."

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"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

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'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!' mockup

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

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'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.' mockup

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

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"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission." mockup

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

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'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?' mockup

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

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"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!" mockup

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

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"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up." mockup

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

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"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?" mockup

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

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Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

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The New Square Mile Regulator.

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'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.'

'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.' mockup

'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.'

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We live in turbulent times. Therefore I'm keeping you in turbulent stocks

We live in turbulent times. Therefore I'm keeping you in turbulent stocks mockup

We live in turbulent times. Therefore I'm keeping you in turbulent stocks

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Large cap funds

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'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?' mockup

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

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'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.' mockup

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

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'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.' mockup

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

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"I recommend that you dump the tech stocks and go into acorns."

"I recommend that you dump the tech stocks and go into acorns." mockup

"I recommend that you dump the tech stocks and go into acorns."

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'How do I know if it's seaworthy?' mockup

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

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'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.' mockup

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

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"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is." mockup

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

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"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse." mockup

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

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'A penny saved is a penny not stimulating the economy.'

'A penny saved is a penny not stimulating the economy.' mockup

'A penny saved is a penny not stimulating the economy.'

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Comedy Investor Gifts Collection

Comedy Investor Mugs

Explore our collection of comedy investor mugs and start their day with a laugh about finance and humor. Perfect for coffee lovers with a witty side.

Comedy Investor Pillows

Discover our humorous pillows for a cozy touch of comedy in their living space. Fun and witty designs that celebrate their investment humor.

Comedy Investor Prints

Enhance their decor with clever comedy investor prints. Perfect for brightening up any office or living area with humor and style.

Comedy Investor T-Shirts

Check out our comedy investor t-shirts to add some humor to their wardrobe. Clever designs that celebrate their financial wit with a fun, stylish twist.