Comedy Costume Runner Gifts

"Well if you WILL insist on running marathons..."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Previously on..."

Unsuitable clothing.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Circus trousers

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

John Cleese

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Annual 10K Fun Run

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

'The captain yelled women and children first.'

"We gots worms."

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

Marathon winners.

'I'm afraid, Giovanni, you have the wrong idea about comic opera.'

"Adopting an Elvis wig and dusting off your old demob suit, isn't going to help dad!"

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

'No, I do not like your new outfit!'

10k Corral.

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

'Wait for me!'

'You might be taken more seriously as a hero if it wasn't for the sissy hat.'

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'

Starter's Blocks.

"According to my calculations, if I hadn't have had those three fag breaks, I would have made four forty seven."

Everyone agreed, Prudence's trick or treat costume was in extremely poor taste.

Pied Piper Running Club.