Comedy Coiffeur Gifts

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

Open up the Shops!

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Centurion in a Shower

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Data Stick Dreads

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

"Wash and Quo"

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Hairdressing for Bald People

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

'Whoa, nice corn rows this year Hank.'

"Nice coffin hair Jerry..."

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)