Comedy Coiffeur Gifts

Caterpillar Comb-Overs.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Open up the Shops!

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Centurion in a Shower

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Saloon Selectives

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Data Stick Dreads

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

"Know what I like about this hairstyle? It's a great way to hide my unibrow."

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"Wash and Quo"

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

"Nice coffin hair Jerry..."

Hairdressing for Bald People