Comedy Chef T-Shirts

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Alphabet soup

Solidarity in the Kitchen

'And now Ladies, something you've been yearning for: A microwave oven with a defrost mode!'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Bake off: Flan B

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Three Pigs.

The Fault of the Fowl