Comedy Chef Prints

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Alphabet soup

Solidarity in the Kitchen

'And now Ladies, something you've been yearning for: A microwave oven with a defrost mode!'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Bake off: Flan B

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

The Fault of the Fowl