Comedy Carvers Pillows

"You sure you've done this before."

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Lesser known greek gods,

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The First Fire Stick

Do it yourself books.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Stairlift around cliff face.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."