Comedy Carvers Prints

"You sure you've done this before."

Children's Parties

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Lesser known greek gods,

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Do it yourself books.

The First Fire Stick

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."