Comedy Cardio Gifts

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'He's maturing early.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Health

Pelobong

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

Check out my six pack.

"I like to keep my option open."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should aggravate the cat three to five times daily."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

'He stated jogging to work.'

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

Gym Paperboy.

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

"Is that decaf?"

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

Golf cheerleaders.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

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