Comedy Cardio Prints

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'He's maturing early.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Health

Pelobong

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Check out my six pack.

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"I like to keep my option open."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should aggravate the cat three to five times daily."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Is that decaf?"

Gym Paperboy.

Golf cheerleaders.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'

"I'm much better at exercising caution."

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

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