Cardio Comic Prints

"To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should aggravate the cat three to five times daily."

"I'm much better at exercising caution."

"We only got six days of funding."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'You've had enough!'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Stork doing weight training.

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

Golf cart in the hospital.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

The Moon Made from Cheese