Comedy Car Critic Pillows

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

Parking? I don't think so.

Sat Nag