Comedy Buff Who Loves Water Sports Gifts

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

The Puck Stops Here.

"I'll need a three iron."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'