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Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Shark Chum

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I'll need a three iron."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'I'm a Pisces.'