Comedy And Politics Appreciate Gifts

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

The Berlin Peace Movement

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"Implications of Reaganism."

The Bluetooth Fairy.

Conflicted Chief

Trump the Shepherdess

'Look out, he has a gun!'

Chavez makes sacrifice.

"I wonder if Congress has any openings."

Trump's firings

'Actually, I'd like to see my opponent do more mudslinging.'

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

'We're close enough to invade... but who wants to police Iraq?'

The Big Nothing

Al D'Amato's Suggestion Box

Income redistribution

I Heart JC

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the noti

Obama Bucks

"My loyal opposition wasn't loyal enough."

George W Bush Cowboy

"Take your positions everybody. He's escaped his handlers and is wrecking havoc. This could be a bad one."

And the pig stood up and slowly walked away...

"The gravy train at platform 2 will be calling at all stations to Westminster."

2019 Debate: "I'd like to begin by calling my opponent a babbling idiot!"

Sabotage From the Top

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."