Comedically Serious Campers Gifts

Accountants around the campfire.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Hey. . . in use!"

Mountain escalator.

Ants watching human invasion.

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'SHOP!!!'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"