Comedic Visionary Pillows

'I'm sure that in a previous life I used to be a clown.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Candid Camera store.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Zoo: No Hunting.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Tim Burton

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Thumbing a Lift.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

David Hockney

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'