Comedic Visionary Prints

'I'm sure that in a previous life I used to be a clown.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Zoo: No Hunting.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Tim Burton

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Thumbing a Lift.

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'