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Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

The Final Selfie

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"I'm just doing this until I can break into accounting."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

"Did you watch the super bowl?"