Comedic Twist Admirers Pillows

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

The Final Selfie

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Football coaches get up to mischief