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'I feel unimportant and worthless because the NSA doesn't spy on me.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Boxers vs. Briefs

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

Drawing board disaster.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"I would like organic milk!"

'Don't worry -- I'll soon knock that paranoia out of you!'

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

"Could I do this with an imaginary friend?"

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

'I think Dr Fussmertz caught your paranoia. He's hiding under his couch.'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

Dr. Potato Head

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

Supporters tour.

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

A support group for crayons nobody ever uses.