Comedic Rebel Pillows

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Think Just Inside The Box.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

Editorial Control

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Graffiti Art Class

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Dumbed Down Culture

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Reading

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Nice to see kids still appreciate the classics."

Man fights with his shadow.

Graffiti Artists

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

"If only the men could see my fun side."