Comedic Rebel Pillows

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Think Just Inside The Box.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

Editorial Control

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Graffiti Art Class

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Dumbed Down Culture

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

Reading

"Nice to see kids still appreciate the classics."

Man fights with his shadow.

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

Graffiti Artists

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Blower wars.