Comedic Parking Challenges Gifts

Parking - instructions

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Brookstick Clamp

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Moses Parking

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

"If you still don't know how to merge your vehicle properly, play with a zipper for a few hours and you'll figure it out."

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

Clamped hamster wheel.

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

Clamped Horse

"Look, buddy, the truth you need to know is that I won't stamp your parking ticket!

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

Og never knew how close he came to falling asleep at the wheel.

'Why do you drive with your brakes on? I want to be ready in case there's an emergency.'

'Look. I don't care if you do work as a theater usher. You can't just tear up any ticket you want!!'

"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."

Engineer propping up architects in a survival marathon.

Health Care Consultant on Call.

'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'

'I'm looking for the game with the fewest pieces, so that when I lose you'll have less to pick up after I throw the board.'

'Do you think you could teach me how to drive just as far as the airport?'