Comedic Mail Mishaps Fan Gifts

Parcel mail by sewer.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Insufficient Postage

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

"Please—no technology questions!"

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'I can see the sea!'

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

'It's nothing serious. You just have postman's elbow.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Mail carriers celebration ruined by dog

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

Letters arrive during flood.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

Letter box

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

This end up - You idiot.

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

'At least excrement makes a change from the usual junk mail.'

' Apparently we'll have to pay, if we want our mail delivered to the wrong address before 9 A.M.'

A man stumbling as his bus comes to a halt.

Emergency room: 'You should have known better than tokiss your putter in this icy weather.'