'Do you call this spaghetti'
Comedic Kitchen Critic Prints
Decorate their kitchen or eat-in space with clever, funny prints that showcase their comedic culinary personality. Ideal for adding a touch of humor to any food lover’s environment.
"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'
'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'
View to the Future
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
Too much cilantro
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"
"Is the MSG local?"
"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."
Countervailing Clichés.
"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'
"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."
"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'
"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."
"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."
"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."
Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.
"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."
Happy hour.
'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'
"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"
"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"
'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'
"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"
"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"
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