Comedic Kitchen Lovers Prints

An Energetic Susan.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Do you want toast with that?'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

Dessert Storm Veteran

Beard helper

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

Frozen Fish

'My compliments to the chef.'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'All you can eat, burgers.'

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

Cat looking up fish recipes.