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'I do not think I'm a God. God like, yes. But not God.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"He's a whiz kid."

"You've got a bad case of Docwantsa Newkar."

Meds Toast

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.

'Try not to think about your car-parking charges.'

Flying Ear Specialist

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."

'I got the idea from a veterinarian friend of mine.'