Comedic Couple Dynamics Observer T-Shirts

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"My computer just texted me."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"The blow drier is broken."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'We should talk more.'

Glimpses One Dollar

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Hey! This is news."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

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Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

"Yes, dear. I see you."

"I love you." "I love you less."

"How come I never see that smile?"

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

'How can I miss you if you won't go away!'

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"