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"Here comes my next door neighbor, Frank. I bet he's gonna complain about how his wife shrinks everything."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Origins Of Evolution

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"I need a more interactive you."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'We should talk more.'

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."