Marriage Dynamic Observer Prints

"Here comes my next door neighbor, Frank. I bet he's gonna complain about how his wife shrinks everything."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"I need a more interactive you."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'We should talk more.'

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."