Comedic Clash Of Hobbies T-Shirts

'This your first time smelt fishing?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Boyfriend of the Month.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Double Saxophone

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You lick, I'll dry."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

asian.babe@mongol.com.

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Eskimo in Igloo

'If you're bored do some writing.You could start by writing your will.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."