Comedic Clairvoyant Pillows

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Zoo: No Hunting.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

Big Medium

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

How cats see their home

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

So the short answer is no; these aren't billable hours.

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'

Tree growing

When psychiatry works too well!

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"If you had only listened to me when you were six and not eaten that dirt."

"Where do you see yourself 5 years ago?"

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"Wait a minute! - First you say, 'Lay up treasures in Heaven,' and then you say, 'You can't take it with you'!"

'The mist is clearing.'

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"I have an existential dread of falling off your couch."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

'We offer counselling for customers with gearbox issues.'

Spider Facts.