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Someone need to set Adam straight on why Eve's there. He keeps calling her "Bachelorette No. 1".

Someone need to set Adam straight on why Eve's there. He keeps calling her "Bachelorette No. 1".

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Zoo: No Hunting.

Zoo: No Hunting.

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

David and Goliath.

David and Goliath.

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

Promised Land Signpost

Promised Land Signpost

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Monkey Business College

Monkey Business College

"Let's start a small group."

"Let's start a small group."

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

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